The Gilded Unicorn


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At first glance, this almost seems like a derogatory statement.
How rude, right? What do you mean you don’t GAF??
But it goes deeper than that.
This tee represents you, who you are, and what is most important to you.
And then, it clearly depicts you disregarding all that does not matter.
You’re not saying you don’t care about anything; you’re saying you have an excellent bull**** filter.
It’s basically like “Save the drama for your mama”, 2021 version.
This thicker, heavier cotton holds graphics better, protects against B.O. better, and still manages to remain soft and comfy.
The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add even more durability, making the fabric age beautifully. These tees become vintage, they do not “get old”. 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28